Patriotic Hot Dog Sacrilege

My coworker Rikki made some vegan dogs for our company 4th of July pool party blowout extravaganza.  After some coercion I threw one on a bun and took a bite.  It was like eating a fistful of bread.  Honestly, valiant effort, Rikki, but I need a little more.  So I did what any self-respecting carnivore would do...

And covered it with barbecue beef and yellow mustard.  It went down smoothly after that, though it was still a little bready.  Nice work on the beef, E!

Doggin': Pre-Beef 1/5, Post-Beef 3/5